Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck". Out of all of the English words that begin with letter F, fuck is the only word that is referred to as the F-word. It's the one magical word; just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as the most words in the English languages, is derived from German, the word "fricken" which means to strike. In English, fuck fall into many grammatical categories.
- As a transital verb for instance: "John fucked Shirley."
- As an intransitive verb: "Shirley fucks."
- It's meaning is not always sexual.
- It can be an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work."
- As part of an adverb: "Shirley talks too fucking much!"
- As an adverb enchancing an adjective: "Shirley is fucking beautiful!"
- As a noun: "I don't give a fuck!"
- As part of a word: "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "in-fucking-credible"
- And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
As you must realize there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck. As in these examples describing situations such as:
- Fraud
- I got fucked at the used car lot!
- Dismay
- Aw, fuck it!
- Trouble
- I guess I'm really fucked now.
- Aggression
- Don't fuck with me, buddy!
- Difficulty
- I don't understand this fucking question.
- Inquiry
- Who the fuck was that?
- Dissatisfaction
- I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
- Incompetence
- He's a fuck off.
- Dismissal
- Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?
I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly: "FUCK YOU!!!"
This audio sketch about the proper usage of the word "fuck" is often falsely attributed to Monty Python or George Carlin. It is a historical recording by the "Voice of Disneyland", Jack Wagner. (Please see THIS THREAD ("Voicedude", in particular), which provides a level of detail not found anywhere else.